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[Humour] Apple Stores Testing “Idiot Bar”: Tech Support For The Rest Of Us

by on April 10th, 2011

This week, Apple Stores worldwide have started testing a new complement service to their existing Genius Bars called the “Idiot Bar”.

The new Idiot Bars are a place to get answers to the easiest of questions. It’s a no-hassle service for those of us who are intellectually challenged!

By siphoning off customer problems ranging from the laughable to the pathetic, the Idiot Bar will free up the Geniuses to take care of more serious problems, more quickly.

The Idiot Bar will take all forms of dumb questions such as “How to reset the Internet?” or “Does email get delivered on holidays?”. The Idiot Bars are also a fantastic resource for hardware support, especially for users trying to make online purchases, but their credit cards are stuck in the CD drive!

So the next time you have a problem with your Apple hardware, forget the Genius Bar! Instead, check out the Idiot Bar: Putting a high priority on low I.Q.

[Scoopertino]

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  • http://www.facebook.com/osachar Orri Sachar

    I call Bullshit….there is NO WAY this can be real??!!

  • Johnjoe

    They’re trying to depricate the meaning of idiot just like they did to genius… Is there no morality in this world?