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[Humour] Apple Releases The iBox!

by on March 27th, 2011

I just found my new Apple gadget and it’s called the iBox. Coming straight from Apple HQ in Cupertino, California, the company has released a revolutionary new product.

The iBox has no touchscreen and no software. It also has no battery, meaning it never needs charging! As Apple’s press release states, “iBox is pure imagination — the first Apple product that can be whatever you want it to be.”

Amazing.

The new iBox is also extremely small and lightweight, measuring at 10 x 14 x 2 with a new unibox design machined from a single piece of cardboard. Since most users will use the iBox for storing things, the 280 cubic inches of iBox can hold over 26 million item combinations.

“This is light years ahead of other containment devices,” raves Morgan Stanley analyst Harrison Gerber, “No tabs, no slots, nothing tricky. To open it, you just lift the lid. Pure Apple genius.”

When using iBox, the new product can be purchased in glossy or matte finishes. The iBox can also be viewed from any angle and includes a new invisible polymer coating to resist finger sweat.

There are also two iBox accessories available: The Smart Cover and iBox Box.

The Smart Cover is a cover built to protect the top of the iBox. The cover further enables users to fold the cover and give the iBox a better viewing angle.

The iBox Box is plastic case that allows users to carry their new iBox around without any scratches or damage.

“Once again, Apple owns a new category,” says Gene Munster of Piper Jaffray. “It’ll take competitors a year to get in the game, and by then Apple will have a second-generation iBox.”

iBox is available for $69 and is available immediately online and at Apple Retail stores.

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  • Anonymous

    lol

  • Sparky

    They misspelled matte and forgot to change iPad to iBox near the top left. Other than that it’s awesome.

  • Dous

    My comments exactly!

  • Weebsurfer

    Can’t wait for the unboxing vids.

  • Rox

    Any idea if Future Shop will carry this one ?

    Also, beware of counterfit product…

  • http://www.iphoneincanada.ca/ Ex

    Not FS, but Best Buy is confirmed.

    :)

  • Dwight990

    can we return it and get another one , if it’s defective? i wonder whats the line gonna be like.

  • http://www.iphoneincanada.ca Gary

    Unboxing a…box!

  • Anonymous

    I’ll wait until there is a jailbreak.

  • http://www.iphoneincanada.ca/ Ex

    The Jailbreak was just released! It makes the iBox more “open” by simply
    taking off the cover!

  • SNL

    “It’s my D*ck In iBox! Ooooh ooh oooh, my d*ck in iBox babe”